Wednesday, December 31, 2008

To Lighten Things Up In Here A Bit ...

Do any of you make New Year's Resolutions? I’ve decided since I keep setting myself up to fail anyway, I'm going to make it easy on myself this time.

In 2009:

~ I will worry and fret too much. Especially over the things I cannot control, making it impossible to get enough sleep.
~ I will be tired and drained before I even start my day.
~ I will make it my goal to overeat. Certain “times of the month” I’ll do just about anything for a supreme hand-tossed pizza with extra cheese. If I can meet this goal, my butt will get even bigger than it is now but my bust size will stay exactly the same or get even smaller.
~ I will NOT work out to get in shape.
~ I will be slothful and spend too much time on the Internet when I should be doing other things.
~ I will fail to keep my house in perfect order.
~ I will get very upset once a month and take it out on my poor, unfortunate, unsuspecting husband when he has done absolutely nothing to deserve it. Then, I will make it up to him by being super-sweet for a couple of weeks before it happens again just to keep him totally confused and on his toes. :)

Just wondering … Does reverse psychology work when you are trying it on yourself?


Bridgett said...

You are too funny!
The joys of womenhood, eh? LOL

Happy 2009!


MzAmy said...

Hey mia :)

Nice list....I could get down
wit dat. :)

I have thought of only one new
thing to do this year.

start a savings account!
boring yet practical.

take care, and happy new year!!

Solitary Dancer said...

I like your list. That's a list I can live with :-)

Happy New Year, my friend


Bill said...

I don't keep resolutions either. All you do when you make them is set yourself up for a fall. Good Luck and Happy 2009.
Regards, Bill and Libby

kelly said...

now that's a list I know I could stick to... I don't think any kind of psychology would work for me...LOL..wishing you a hopeful and healthy New Year...

Sheria said...

I love this list of resolutions. I plan to adopt them as well. My number one resolution was not to make any resolutions for 2009. You have helped me complete that task. I'll just use yours!