Hello there everyone. I am taking a five minute break. I will probably not post tomorrow. They tell me I will sleep most of the evening. (that'll be a first)
I was just in my bedroom, doing some last minute dusting, changing bedding, etc. and my most embarrassing moment popped in my mind, causing me to stop for a minute, sit on the edge of my bed and lol for just a few seconds. Years ago, I actually went out to a few clubs. Not on a regular basis, but maybe 3 x a year. One year, a bunch of us, mostly all family went to a local club for New Years Eve. I am a funny drunk when/if I drink, and it only takes a half to one drink to make me act goofy. You know, girls almost always go to the bathroom in groups. (why do we do that?) Anyway, my cousins and I just came out of the ladies room, when the band started playing a good dance tune. So, off to the dance floor I went with the only person who wasn't ashamed to be seen dancing with me. (I can't dance well, but I think I can, once I've been drinking) I glanced over at our table and everyone was lol'ing to the point of tears. Some were actually ROFL at us! I was like, "why are they lol'ing? My dance partner said, "don't worry about them, just have a good time." Finally, after people on the dance floor started lol'ing too, by best friend took mercy on me and ran to the dance floor and jerked about 5 yards of toilet paper off of my shoe. (thanks, Beth) Everytime I kicked up my leg, the charmin would flow. That's just one embarrassing moment. I have so many, as I am always doing something silly. I'm not going to be feeling well after coming home from the hospital tomorrow afternoon. So, I'm going to need some funny stories. I know y'all have some. Please, share your most embarrassing moment with us!
ps: wish me luck and say a prayer tomorrow!